If you are one of those anti-internet/instant messaging persons who believe strongly in shielding your child from harmful influences, please think again.
Because on the contrary, avenues like MSN, Yahoo messenger, IRC (etc, etc...to name a few) exemplifies very much the epitome of human stupidity.
I have no doubt that whilst I am propounding my theory, someone below is plotting my descent into the land down under.
*snicker snicker*
In the spare time I have (on top of flicking flies and ants away from my embarassingly inactive brain) during daa block leave, I have taken it upon myself to study the different types of MSN users, and have thus come up with a generalised list of archetypes one can draw reference to.
Very bor liao hor.
But all in the name of fun, lah.
*Hiak hiak*
Hereby, I present to you first of all, tadah!
THE INSECURE INDIVIDUAL
Very obviously, this is somebody who revels in announcing to the entire world (or at least, his entire msn contact list) of his vocation in a bid to draw attention to himself, and hence induce people to actually start talking to him. The qualifier 'with contact lenses' he added serves to set himself apart from others, and hopefully makes himself appear unique. Highly disturbing.
THE RHETORICAL BOMBASTER
In this case, one witnesses how the person shouts out his frustration in quizzical fashion, even though he
should be aware that he would (very likely) not get constructive responses deigned in anyway to help him recover his lost item, seeing as he was the one who lost it in the first place.
THE EMO PUNK
*gasp shock horror*
Highly delusional character, or has at least just received a severe mental jolt or shock which has triggered off his subconscious masochistic desires. This person has issues.
THE NARCISSISTIC RETARD
The worst of the lot. Mostly because this is a classic example of someone who has no shame. (and you know how we love to hate a person who is not only egotistical, but conceited to the extent that he believes he can attain fame through setting up a website) Yes. This person is one who posseses blatant self-esteem problems, and wants to convince himself - and his friends, for that matter - that he is actually a highly interesting and entertaining individual.
Having established the above paradigms, let us proceed to laugh at those idiots.
Bow to me please.
Disclaimer: All characters or situations are figment of a colourful imagination. Any resemblance to characters alive or dead or somewhere in between is entirely coincidental and unintentional.I am so going down under.
Or have i mentioned that already?
*hiak hiak hiaaak*
Speaking of down under, the sentimentalist in me cannot help but feel sad to know that two of my closest buddies (Manda and Lin) are leaving for Aussie Wozzie, even when I know that it is ultimately for their 'own good'.
And whilst I am no doubt going to join GuoPing and Kenneth, and get lost in the whole reportoire of trainings and what not, I will still miss y'all very much much.
=(
Okay, i have digressed.
It's been rather quiet here 'cept for Marcus' post..
Almost like a ghost town....
Support support support leh!Shake shake shake and spice the
bLoG! Heh...
In view of the revival of our cosy little domain here, i put forth a suggestion for a get-together!
Prata, anytime soon?
As in accordance to our previous gatherings, I suggest a dress code for this particular meal!
Needless to say, tee shirts bermudas and slippers would be ideal. Of course, anything else that offers you maximum comfort is also welcome. But don't come naked lah.
C'mon. Put your views in the comment box, and POLL for the day!
- YK
